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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,353rdMost Patriotic: 6,366thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,583rd
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The falcon cannot hear the falconer
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Card Bou 118

Population8.102 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The Dictatorship of Card Bou 118 is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its daily referendums, enslaved workforce, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.102 billion Card Bou 118ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Bou 118ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,397 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 544,085 per year while the poor average 43,534, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Bou 118's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Card Bou 118 is ranked 315,010th in the world and 772nd in Holmond Holdings for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13.62 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,353rdMost Patriotic: 6,366thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,583rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,645thMost Accessible: 9,145thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,837thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,843rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,308thHealthiest Citizens: 11,033rdLargest Governments: 11,275thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,543rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,882ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,970thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,221stMost Devout: 13,315thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,095thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,267thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,516thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,639thHighest Average Incomes: 16,457thTop
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Most Inclusive: 19,421stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,476thBest Weather: 19,485thSmartest Citizens: 19,708thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,178thHighest Food Quality: 22,622ndHighest Economic Output: 25,150thLargest Black Market: 25,192ndNicest Citizens: 25,694thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,136thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 28,196thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32,047th
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Most Accessible: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 77th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 79th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 79th in the regionMost Inclusive: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 90th in the regionMost Patriotic: 98th in the regionNicest Citizens: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 103rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Card Bou 118, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Bou 118, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Bou 118, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Bou 118, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Bou 118, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.
  • : Card Bou 118 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Card Bou 118 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Card Bou 118 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Bou 118, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Bou 118, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.

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